This has to take place at Dalton, of course. Awkward masturbation for the win.
Or maybe not. Maybe it takes place in season 4. After the wedding, they have sex and then they wake up in each other’s skin. And it’s horrifying, because Kurt’s just barely at the point where he can entertain Blaine’s company (and God, does he want Blaine company) without feeling sick to his stomach: now he has to live as Blaine, has to smell him, feel him, look at him every time he looks in the mirror.
(Actually, let’s take this a step further: all the couples at the wedding switched bodies. Betty’s been living as Artie for months now—she dates Kitty because she reminds her of herself, the person she used to be. Quinn has never felt freer than she has in Santana’s skin.
It’s not Finn who dies, but Rachel-in-Finn’s body. And Finn is devastated, of course, for multiple reasons, the least of which is that he can never be himself again. But one things for sure: He will give Rachel Fanny Brice, no matter what it costs.)
this is such a beautiful ask, anon, thank you
BLAINE WASN’T JEALOUS
HE WAS POSSESSIVE OMG
Coming up on Glee, Blaine wins the lottery without even buying a ticket.
So… Blaine is the new Rachel, senior class president AND valedictorian?
AND THEN MY LITTLE ANGLE CUPCAKE BLAINE DEVON ANDERSON COMES OUT OF LEFT FIELD AND WINS EVERYTHING LIKE HE FUCKING DESERVES
#No Blaine. You have earned everything you have been given.#Artie and Tina have earned just as much but Glee won’t fucking write for them#despite the fact that they’re better than some of the people who who get plot lines and songs left right and center#And Schue has actually given Blaine zero solos. The only thing he dictates are competition solos of which Blaine has presently has zero
I was hoping somebody would say this. Schue hasn’t given Blaine any solos and has rarely even been kind to Blaine. Blaine has earned every single thing he’s gotten.
I am so conflicted over this picture
It’s stunningly beautiful
at the same time
All of THIS.